There they stand yet; and modestly I think, So to him we leave it. Ulyss. To feast with me, and see me at my tent. Achil. I shall forestall thee, lord Ulysses, thou !— Now, Hector, I have fed mine eyes on thee: I have with exact view perus'd thee, Hector, Hect. Achil. I am Achilles. Is this Achilles? Hect. Stand fair, I pray thee: let me look on thee. Achil. Behold thy fill. Hect. Nay, I have done already. Achil. Thou art too brief; I will the second time, As I would buy thee, view thee limb by limb. Hect. O, like a book of sport thou 'lt read me o'er; But there's more in me than thou understand'st. Why dost thou so oppress me with thine eye? Achil. Tell me, you heavens, in which part of his body Shall I destroy him? whether there, or there, or there? And make distinct the very breach whereout man, To answer such a question: Stand again : Where thou wilt hit me dead? I tell thee, yea. Achil. I'd not believe thee. Henceforth guard thee well; Ajax. Hect. I pray you, let us see you in the field; Achil. Hect. Thy hand upon that match. Agam. First, all you peers of Greece, go to my tent; There in the full convive you: afterwards, As Hector's leisure and your bounties shall Beat loud the tabourines, let the trumpets blow, [Exeunt all but TROILUS and ULYSSES. a Pelting petty. VOL. IX. R Tro. Shall I, sweet lord, be bound to thee so much, After we part from Agamemnon's tent, To bring me thither? Ulyss. You shall command me, sir, As gentle tell me, of what honour was This Cressida in Troy? Had she no lover there, Tro. O, sir, to such as boasting show their scars, [Ex. ACT V. SCENE I.-The Grecian Camp. Before Achilles' Tent. Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS. Achil. I'll heat his blood with Greekish wine tonight, Which with my scimitar I'll cool to-morrow.- Patr. Here comes Thersites. Achil. Enter THERSITES. How now, thou core of envy? Thou crusty batch of nature, what's the news? Ther. Why, thou full dish of fool, from Troy. Ther. The surgeon's box, or the patient's wound. Patr. Well said, Adversity! and what need these tricks? Ther. Prithee be silent, boy; I profit not by thy talk: thou art thought to be Achilles' male varlet. Patr. Male varlet, you rogue! what's that? Ther. Why, his masculine whore. Now the rotten diseases of the south, guts-griping, ruptures, catarrhs, loads o' gravel i' the back, lethargies, cold palsies, raw eyes, dirt-rotten livers, wheezing lungs, bladders full of imposthume, sciaticas, lime-kilns i' the palm, incurable bone-ach, and the rivelled fee-simple of the tetter, take and take again such preposterous discoveries! Patr. Why, thou damnable box of envy, thou, what meanest thou to curse thus? Ther. Do I curse thee? Patr. Why, no, you ruinous butt; you whoreson indistinguishable cur, no. Ther. No? why art thou then exasperate, thou idle immaterial skein of sley'd silk, thou green sarcenet flap for a sore eye, thou tassel of a prodigal's purse, thou? Ah, how the poor world is pestered with such water-flies; diminutives of nature! Patr. Out, gall! Ther. Finch egg! Achil. My sweet Patroclus, I am thwarted quite From my great purpose in to-morrow's battle. Here is a letter from queen Hecuba; A token from her daughter, my fair love; I will not break it: Fall, Greeks fail, fame; honour, or go, or stay: Come, come, Thersites, help to trim my tent; Away, Patroclus. [Exeunt ACHILLES and PATROCLUS. Ther. With too much blood and too little brain, these two may run mad; but if with too much brain and too little blood they do, I'll be a curer of madmen. Here's Agamemnon,— -an honest fellow enough, and one that loves quails; but he has not so much brain as ear-wax: And the goodly transformation of Jupiter there, his brother, the bull,-the primitive statue and oblique memorial of cuckolds; a thrifty shoeing-horn in a chain, hanging at his brother's leg,-to what form, but that he is, should wit larded with malice, and malice forced with wit, turn him to? To an ass were nothing; he is both ass and ox: to an ox were nothing; he is both ox and ass. To be a dog, a mule, a cat, a fitchew, a toad, a lizard, an owl, a puttock, or a herring |